Feelings Are Real™
Feelings Are Real™
Official emotional decision-making tool of pigs, poets, and pastry overthinkers.
Includes 3 chaotic rating cards:
- PigApproved™ (for spiritual affirmation)
- PigDenied™ (for gut reactions)
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PigConflicted™ (for existential wtf moments)
- 💌 Bless cafés, crushes, and croissants.
$7 USD.
No refunds. Pigs don’t apologize.
You’ll get a digital toolkit to officially rate your life with PigApproved™ (or not).
What's inside?
3 Digital cards: PigApproved™ cards + PigDenied™ cards + PigConflicted Cards.
Format
Ready-to-post PNGs for IG stories, close friends lists, or secret Discords.
Perfect for
Rating people, cheesecake, vibes, outfits, conversations, life moments.
Bonus
Comes with 1 blank cards for custom emotional declarations.
How it works
Tap, drop, and rate. Use the cards digitally — screenshot, upload, post.
Use case?
Make your friends jealous or confused. Stamp absurd authority.
Pig rights?
Yes. Anyone can use. Everyone must accept. No appeals.
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